I’m Jon Sinn and today I’m going to show you how you can go from club to bed just by making sexual jokes.
Sexualized teasing is a great way to break the ice when it comes to the topic of sex.
Humor is a great tool to soften the blow of a lewd comment. If a girl is receptive to your humor, you can enjoy a conversation full of jokes and innuendo. In a good mood, make a girl feel like you are a sexual animal and encourage her to retaliate with her own way of naughty talk. If a girl is offended by a joke, she is to blame, and you can just make fun of her again for not being able to accept a joke.
Therefore, you should not be nervous about making dirty or sexual jokes. The interaction will become more lively and you will be able to introduce the topic of sex in preparation for the next step. If I’m chatting with a girl in a bar and I accidentally spill a drink on her, I can say something like “oh, I got you wet” and make the situation less burdensome. She’ll probably say something like “oh, now I’m all wet.”
You can also say that it has some effect on women if you look nervous after having made a sexual joke. The blush is indicative of a strong emotion, and you can simply tell that it has that effect on women, which will seem like a joke. Tell me, you’re blushing because of me, don’t worry, I have that effect on girls. The principle behind this is to make her aware of her desire or excitement at your jokes. It will be more difficult for him to focus on your jokes while his arousal increases. That you’re making her sexually interested just joking around is a good thing.
Some specific lines you can use include those that refer to a man’s spanking and discipline. You can say something like she’s so naughty and she needs spanking. Or you can mention her ex by telling her that he probably didn’t spank her enough.
Another sexualized joke I often use is the sexual analogy. You can say something like “I bet you’re the type that likes Missionary all the time” or “You probably only have sex on birthdays and Valentine’s Day.” You might like it better if the guy doesn’t take your clothes off during sex. You’re totally like the type of girl who only has sex on the weekends.
Hopefully, with the tips I’ve shared here, you can create your own sexualized jokes by mentioning sex in a fun way. Sex provides you with so much material that you can use in your jokes, and the way you tell your jokes will be considered funny. Sexual teasing may seem scary, but because you are joking, teasing becomes fun.
The best thing about teasing is that you made her think about sex. If you stick to safe topics, it will take hours before you can get her to feel comfortable with you, let alone think about having sex with you.