Cheating on Facebook and other social media and digital cheating leads the way in evidence fraud according to 81% of top US divorce lawyers in a survey by the American Academy of Academic Lawyers.
Cheating never got more convenient. We’ve hit a peak in digital cheating and now your Facebook cheating wife or husband can effortlessly connect with her significant other without being detected, well, at least for a while.
Maybe you are the one who has not yet caught your spouse doing unfair acts and you need some kind of “Tips to Catch a Cheating Husband 101“Report to discover the truth.
Perhaps you are the one who has already walked that rocky road of discovering your spouse’s infidelity. It all started after you found mysterious receipts for jewelry or flowers, only to never receive them. Or maybe you’re the one who caught his wife red-handed leaving a hotel room with her best friend.
So at this point you are the one entering the “happy life” of living with an adulterer who ends your life or feeling like the repeat offender is back to play with your bag of tricks. Either way, you feel the ground shaking under you from the emotional earthquake and you want answers.
Scan these humorous and sarcastic, yet realistic red flags that you’re dealing with a cheating Facebook wife or husband.
10 warning signs that you are married to a cheating wife or husband digital or Facebook
1. Weird Friend Requests. No, you don’t know those weird people from Facebook friend requests who live 300 miles away, but your wife’s boyfriend does and now Facebook is just doing what Facebook always does to connect their circle of friends with yours. .
2. Your phone caught a cold. The biggest key to catching a cheating husband or wife is to notice a sudden change in patterns. Did your speakers go off listening to Kenny G? His phone from him fell with laryngitis or caught a cold? Isn’t that likely? WHAT? Why out of nowhere did his phone stop ringing ALL THE TIME? Of course, they don’t want you to listen when a text from his lover arrives. She just went silent.
3. New love for walking. Again another pattern changes. She never exercised before and now she is obsessed with it. She takes a walk down the street before work and when she gets home. Any excuse she can make to get out of sight of her to Facebook, text, or call him.
4. Facebook Post Addiction Pill. Some people suffer from addiction to Facebook posts. They post that grainy photo of the burger they ate for lunch, that’s big news; they post an every-angle photo of their poodle wearing a hat and drop a famous (or never-heard-before) quote every hour. She did. Now she doesn’t. Did she find a cure for her addiction? No, but she sure as hell isn’t going to post pictures of her hugging her boyfriend in the park for her friends and family to see.
5. Shrunken bladder syndrome. You wonder why he runs to the bathroom so often when he doesn’t eat as much. Are you finally cleaning up? Did her bladder get smaller? Found the next new diet fad or consuming hours of Facebook chat with your new hot coworker “friend”? You don’t even hear it jingle. Does urine just vaporize?
6. Facebook server malfunction. Happens. Servers malfunction and images disappear on websites. It happened to me a few weeks ago on my website, but I’m sure that doesn’t explain why all those images of the two of you on family vacations or romantic dinners together suddenly disappear. Deleting photos on Facebook is your attempt to show your partner that you like you less and your lover likes you more. Will they end happily ever after?
7. Loss of Wi-Fi connection. “When I’m around, it never connects to Facebook, and when I’m away, it’s always connected,” you wonder. OK, so it’s not a bad Wifi connection. It’s a faulty romantic connection with you and he sneaks out on his lunch break and pouts to her lover via Facebook about how much he loves her and that “things aren’t the same anymore” with you. I guess Wifi works fine at his job.
8. Sense of humor kidnapped by aliens. He used to think you were comedian of the year, at least that’s how he made you feel when he laughed at your every dry joke. I guess you don’t have it anymore. Maybe it’s a sign of alien intrusion and they’re taking away your powers. Or maybe when she only seems to laugh and smile while chatting and texting on Facebook it’s because she found the new comic of the year: her new boyfriend!
9. The disappearing phone trick. “Watch this, honey. Every time you walk in the room, I make my phone disappear.” No, her husband didn’t learn any new cheesy wizardry. Don’t worry, he’s not leaving his job to become the next David Copperfield. You have more important things to worry about, like who he’s cheating with on Facebook and texting while you shower.
10. Apparent increase in vitamin B intake. I read that vitamin B can help improve memory. Perhaps that explains his new ability to remember a large number of passwords. I never used to enter passwords for anything. Computer and phone saved them for all your accounts, including your email and Facebook account, but you certainly can’t afford them to auto-fill on your shared laptop, tablet, or phone. He’s got secrets he’s hiding, and they’re not the latest research on how to gain the memory of a recent MIT grad.
Jokes aside, this is no laughing matter. These are just a few signs that your spouse is cheating on Facebook or doing some kind of digital cheating behind your back.